41. The desert island Janet and her boyfriend, Ted, had miraculously fell upon was populated with extremely large turtles whose technology had far surpassed anything modern man had fathomed and, to realization of the two, held the missing link to what they believed could spark worldwide cryogenic freezing.

42. Sam and his creatively manufactured boomerang made it to the National Flying Objects Competition in Temhobbee, Florida only to be defeated by remote controlled helicopters and miniature space rockets that zoomed their way into the hearts of the audience and judges alike.

43. The checker game progressed longer than Rick and Bill had hoped, using the, "each-checker-must-be-jumped-seven-times-rule" they had no had hope of finishing and together could only sit back and whistle "Take Me Out to the Ball game."

44. The Vikings had returned home from their great journey only to find their wives remarried, their houses burned to the ground, and the statue it took them seven years to construct spray-painted, reading, "WELCOME HOME HELMET HEADS!!!"

45. As a reluctant cannibal, Muhabi, always during dinner time, ordered in tacos, snuck it to the dinner table with his family, and ate happily saying, "I tell you, there isn't anything like eating a juicy human being, mmm hmmm!!!"

46. The volcano right behind Jim's house erupted just as he was about to ring his fifth straight horse shoe. The crowd thought it was an act of some supernatural force, but as for Jim, he knew it was his little volcanic arch nemesis, Fredo, once again trying to ruin his backyard Bar-B-Q party.

47. "The party was going pretty well until Bill and his donkey made their way to the punch bowl�and let me tell you, you haven�t lived life until you�ve seen a man and his burro wrestle naked on the kitchen floor.

48. The insurance agent wasn't buying it, but Ed swore the three wishes that were granted to him by the wizard he met at the bowling alley were only used in getting a kiss from his girlfriend, Peggy, and scoring two 300 point games, and NOT in any way related to the huge tornado that had ripped through the county that same night.

49. Burt's oral hygiene dream didn't go as planned; his "All Night Floss-a-thon" left him and his cooperative parents with an empty civic center and ten-thousand packs of floss stacked against the back wall next to the giant toothbrush hot-air-balloon.

50. "The party was going pretty well until Bill and his donkey made their way to the punch bowl�and let me tell you, you haven�t lived life until you�ve seen a man and his burro wrestle naked on the kitchen floor.