26. "Tales of the Great Hail Club" presents the little hail guy who flew in Leroy's window, bounced twice on his hardwood floor, smacked his wife Margret in the chin, and took off out the same window, right back up into the sky.

27. Once in a while when Richard was sleeping, a huge slab of concrete would break off his ceiling and smash his pet dog Banjo.

28. Just after Ben exclaimed, "Drinks on me!", fifteen bus loads of angry, laid-off coal miners ran in, drank a few, and exclaimed "The world's going to explode in ten minutes."

29. "Simon might have said jump up and down twice, but he never once said go to Mrs. Carrol's apartment, bust down the door, fire three rounds of bullets at her pet dog and then leap out the seventh story window." (This has been an example of how simple children's games can sometimes go too far... thank you)

30. As the day went on Patrick noticed more and more children with extremely long arms, but as things go, he just never had the money, time, or resources to ask that one simple question... "why?"

31. Mr. Erosion went from town to town driving farmers out of their minds at 57 miles an hour.

32. No one could figure out who was uglier, the wolf-ant man or the grasshopper-zebra man; still Larry couldn't help but to blurt out "Wolf-Ant man is uuugly!!!"

33. The penguins knew exactly what had been happening to the polar ice caps, but that didn't worry them one bit because they had a plan... their ship was built, fueled, and on the lift-off deck ready to jettison to the rendezvous point at the ice planet of Celestar 7.

34. The martians had Tommy and his friends cornered... it was either being slowly disected as victims of several brutal experiments by alien doctors or jumping the fence behind them entering into Susan Punxley's backyard during her over night bunking party... "Damn, this sucks" thought Tommy.

35. As the Russians reached the peak of the mountian they began singing the song written by the Great Krochez Moschevsci the day he captured the mammoth fish monster.

36. Just as Ernie was about to propose to the woman, she turned green, grew huge warts on her forehead, and exclaimed "Kiss me, Ernie, for the sake of mankind, kiss me."

37. Lenny ran as fast as he could because he knew if he was caught by the evil, black slime spiral he would replace the missing piece in its Monopoly Game. "

38. Just as Sam exclaimed "CHECK MATE!!!" in stunning triumph a two-trunked elephant plunged through the glass double-doors repeating the phrase "MY FREAKING BUTT'S ON FIRE!!!

39. As Samuel approached the podium he realized the Denver sports casting panel, with whom he worked, had switched his acceptance speech with a few home-made drawings of Mr. Bradshaw, the host of "Football Fever".

40. Everyone at the museum gave a sigh of relief when they finally shipped away the Vase of Death for good, because that name can be intimidating.