PLEASE RATE THESE WCSCOTW SENTENCES (1 low -10 high)

1. The rest of the crowd hated the synchronized popcorn exhibition, but not old Jack, he could have sat in that front row for the rest of his life just chewing gum and smokin' those cigars.

2. Realizing he had a double joint after getting shot in the knee, all the doctors, nurses, and staff at the hospital came together and sang the old 1957 version of "Hanky-Panky".

3. They smoked, they drank, they chewed tobacco, they ate bacon at every meal, and drove drunk, no wonder the dinosaurs became extinct.

4. Little Jimmy was very happy to have Superman at his birthday party because while flying around, they could stand up and pee on the girls.

5. As the sky grew dark, the salesman shouted to the new car owners in a deep, evil, disturbing voice, "I would have sold it for five dollars!!" ... and then began laughing immensely.

6. Martha pushed her husbands red corvette off the cliff; her husband, Edward, pushed her off the cliff; the beast from the woods ate the car, chewed up Martha, ran up the cliff and bit Edward in half.

7. The Roman God of Bricks and Barricades isn't coming back until someone tells him what the hell is going on.

8. "Turn off the Furnace!!" Frank yelled. "WHAT? Purn lof lat purnace? OK!!!" .........BOOM!!! Incidently that was the secret code for launching the nuclear missiles.

9. The heater threw out flames of death that brought life to the dead... How ironic, flames of death brought life.

10. After being knocked out, Mr. Negative Charge wouldn't attract Mrs. Positive Charge, then I thought to myself "In our little town of Milton, Ohio, the whole solution of science is screwed up.

11. It was left up to fate, either the four horned greenish-yellow stegosaurus would prevail or California Tax Attorney Sam Wilford. 12. Billy wasn't over four hundred feet down the mountain when he realized his doors were locked, his brakes were gone, and his gas pedal was bolted to the floor.

13. "Quack", said the handsome duck. "Duck", said the handsome golfer.

14. Marvin had wings!!! After all these years wondering what was under his T-shirt, they were wings.

15. Harry joked with the scientists: "Thirty million years ago I ruled the earth; I was a dinosaur... roar.. roar" (Harrys joke bewildered the scientists, for a moment he was recalling events that had taken place during their experiment, this could not be allowed to happen again, so they had him killed.)

16. It is his own way of controlling your mind, so pack up the fishing rod and come on down... Please we need the money.

17. When Biff went to the concert, somebody wacked him in the face with a guitar; When Biff went to the factory somebody wacked him in the face with a hammer; ...And so on for the rest of his life.

18. Lucas and his extremely intelligent, talking middle finger were ejected from the A.C.T. test for either cheating or making obscene gestures.

19. "Great!!! Another article on the mysterious Bigfoot" said the optimistic shoe salesman.

20. At the sight of Jim laughing hysterically I had to tie both my shoelaces, because according to Jim, this was gonna be one fun hay-rack ride.

21. Super magnetized pirate boy shrieked at the sight of the swords.

22. Just as Herbert was plugging in the lamp, something exploded sending the light bulb into his funnel cake... some say he didn't realize the bulb was in his funnel cake before he died ... some just kept on dancing.

23. He ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran, and ran... he probably should have stopped when his legs were cut off... but no.

24. Lassie barked a great bark, but he slurred his barks so instead of 2 barks it sounded like 1 bark and the evil dragon took over the town.

25. The food fight was going fine until little John Henry, displaying yet another act of patriotism, began heaving the little Liberty Bells accross the lunch room.